Obvious BMW douche is obvious.

"Fred (FreddsterExprs)" (freddsterexprs) 04/04/2014 at 05:21 • Filed to: BMW, Germanlopnik

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That's what I imagine a typical BMW Bro looks like.

The Gif was made from a fun parody song by German Rapper "Kollegah" (translates to colleague). The title? "Von Salat schrumpft der Bizeps" - Salad makes the biceps shrink. Basically, an ironic Bavarian music/gangster rap mashup.

jkm7680 > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 04/04/2014 at 06:22

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He HAS TO has a Bro truck in his garage also .

Haha, If it's necessary, I'm going to use that Gif somewhere.

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > jkm7680 04/04/2014 at 06:28

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I bet you 50 bucks that he owns a G Wagon.

jkm7680 > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 04/04/2014 at 06:36

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He certainly owns a G-Wagon. It's line 52 in the Douchebag Handbook. Haha.

Hermann > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 04/04/2014 at 06:55

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The similarity of the blonde lady with my aunt's mother is uncanny.

The whole farm looks very similar to theirs...

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Hermann 04/04/2014 at 07:17

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Hermann, are you a German?

Ask your aunt if this by chance is her farm/hotel, or if she works there: http://www.hotel-goetzfried.de/index.php

That would be one hell of a coincidence.

Hermann > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 04/04/2014 at 07:26

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Yep. But my family lives in Brazil.

Anyway, no, my aunt's family is nowhere near that farm. My uncle and his family live on the other side of the country, near France. Her accent is very similar, though. I know she is from bavaria. I'll ask either way if any relative works there.

If that woman is in any way related to my Aunt's mother, it really will be a hell of a coincidence.

Brian Silvestro > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 04/04/2014 at 08:01

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That was the weirdest thing I've ever watched.

offroadkarter > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 04/04/2014 at 08:55

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This is what I'm supposed to look like driving my 745i?

Shit, I'm way off

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > offroadkarter 04/04/2014 at 09:16

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Bro, time to hit the gym, bro.

EL_ULY > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 04/04/2014 at 09:16

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...and Audi bro

... Mercedes bro

...Infinity bro (G37 coupe with tinted tail lights)

...and just general awful broness :(

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > EL_ULY 04/04/2014 at 09:19

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Audi was hit hart by the broness, Mercedes less I would say - expect for AMG models.

We don't get many Infiniti's here in Germany, so I have to believe you on that one. Too bad the G37 a bro car, I think it is a great looking Coupe.

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Brian Silvestro 04/04/2014 at 09:21

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You must be new to the internet.

Brian Silvestro > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 04/04/2014 at 09:23

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Maybe it's because I'm American.

offroadkarter > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 04/04/2014 at 09:37

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To be 100% honest, I went to a free trial at retro fitness that was 7 days long as a friend and I are still looking to join a gym.

Out of the 7 days, we went 4 times.

Out of those 4 times, we actually got in the door once.

Needless to say we're still gymless

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > offroadkarter 04/04/2014 at 09:40

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A friend of mine is a bodybuilder, and while we were studying business together he constantly punshed me in the shoulder while calling me a "Sissi" or "Pussy" because I was so skinny. You know, the stuff friends do. So some day, it must have been a year ago or something, I went to a one month trial and was hooked. Not that I am ripped or a rock as of now, but I really love powering out on the steppers and the feeling of letting go after a long day, with just the machines, my music and myself.

offroadkarter > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 04/04/2014 at 09:59

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Sounds like you're more physically motivated than I am.

My friend wants to go to the gym to lose weight, I want to go the gym to gain weight. So far the only way I've gained weight is by eating complete bullshit food every day for the past year + and thats not the way I wanted to do it haha

at 6ft 5in I shouldn't have arms as thick as cat 5 network cable